Zombies'n'S**t Ep. 6

The Rotting Burrito Pt. 3

So, yeah.  They are related.  Or were related before they were turned.  Are you sure I didn't mention that?  Anyways.

Markel reached over and patted Carl on the hand, "Don't be like that, Carl.  John is the worst influence on you."  My head snapped up.

"Wait, WHAT?!"

Carl nodded, "Yeah, your right.  Maybe I should cut him out of my life."

"Hold on, that isn't-"

Carl sat up a little straighter, "Yeah!  Then everything will be peaches and gravy!  I just got to get rid of someone who has been a thorn in my side ever since I knew him."

"Hey, Jackass.  Right here."

They ignored me.  Dicks.

"He always got you into trouble," Markel added, helpfully.  Carl nodded vigorously, "Damn right!  Not to mention all the other things he puts me through!"  Did I mention I hate my friends?

At about this point, Katherine walked up.  "What's up guys?"  As she sat down.  "These a******s are ignoring me," I muttered as Carl looked up.  "Hey Katherine!  You remember my uncle Markel, and you remember Katherine,"  Markel kissed her hand as he spoke, "Indeed."  Markel was also a gentleman.

"They were insulting me!"  I cried indignantly.  "Suck it up," Katherine smiled at me.  Grumbling, I changed the subject, "So what about this attack?  What is the plan?"  Katherine sighed, "We need to meet the horde and Philips will tell us-"  "Oh god, no!" I interrupted, groaning.  Philips and I didn't get along.  "I don't want to go on an attack with that guy!"  Katherine raised an eyebrow, "You don't have a choice, brother dear.  He is the one heading this attack.  Speaking of which, we should get out of here.  We need to be there soon."

Carl and I grumbled together as we stood and Katherine herded us away calling back to Markel, "See you in a few hours Markel!"  "Bring me back some Survivor flesh!"  Markel called back.  As we turned and walked I spoke, "So, does anybody else find that rather disturbing?  I mean, we go from eating cooked food to the flesh of other humans.  I mean, why the hell does it taste good?!""

Katherine thought for a moment as we walked in silence, "I guess it has something to do with being undead and all those rules we have to follow."  I grunted, "I have had about enough with those damn rules!  Freaking piece of-"  Carl jumped in, "Enough!  Katherine, you know better than to get him started on that stuff."

Freaking mustaches.  Monocle.  Top hat.  You know what I'm talking about.

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[C. Rose]

Have you considered turning this into a book type with chapters instead of episodes. It's a touch inconvenient to go back to your profile and look for the next episode instead of just clicking "next chapter".

You keep dropping clues about the mustache-monocle-top hat. It makes me want to read on.