Zombies'n'S**t Ep. 3

....And the Humiliation Continues

I grumbled as I pulled the piano key from my head and tossed it away.  Katherine closed her book and looked at me plainly.  "What do you want, John?"  I leaned the chair back on the back two legs, "Can't a guy just shoot the s**t with his sister?"

She wasn't really my sister, but ever since I turned, she was there for me, guiding me, comforting me, hitting me, mocking me.....you know, sisterly things.  She was turned before I was, and my vague memory of life before never brought recognition of her before then.  So all I ever knew of her was the perpetually matted black hair, almond shaped eyes, chocolatey rotting flesh, rasping (yet strangely musical) voice (like a washboard heard through a dead cat) and petite nose.

"You are full of s**t, John.  Where is Bambi?  You two are joined at the hip, strange to see you apart."  I laughed sardonically, "He is going to ask around and see if we need to participate in the next attack."  She scoffed, "C'mon John.  We haven't for like a month.  I think it is our turn."  I leaned too far back in my agitation and tumbled backwards, into the table behind me.  The resulting crash drew the attention of many and everybody laughed.

I grumbled unhappily as I straightened my chair, mortified (Hehehe.  Get it?), "Freakin' whateverthehell thing that makes us do this s**t."  Katherine smiled at me, stood, walked passed me and ruffled my hair as she passed, "Suck it up, brother.  Be ready to attack in a few hours, and this time, avoid the shotgun toting normies, eh?"  "Hahaha," I said, sarcastically.  She giggled as she walked past me, calling back, "Meet me at the burrito stand in an hour and a half."

Huh.  Convenient.  "Well."  I muttered to myself, looking after her.  "S**t."

Reviews

[C. Rose]

Eek. Never mind, not romance. Well, they aren't actually related, but still I get more of a friendly-picking-on-him vibe.

The narrators jokes are a good way to keep the light and fun theme even though you are building tension for an attack.

[Garry.M]

its good ilove the language every things okay............