Oral Fixation

Just...comedy

You gotta admit,
        you got an addiction
The sores on your lip
        prove your affliction
And the smokes in your glove box,
        commit your convicition to…
You went down
        without any hesitation
Blame yourself
        not the Oral Fixation

 

 

CHORUS:
There’s a burning sensation
        In my midsection
And its painful for me
        To sustain an erection
You laughed at my
        sexually transmitted disease
But I gave it to you
        When you dropped to your knees
Tell me you love me
        And maybe I’ll have a reservation
For punishing you for your
        Oral fixation

 

 

BRIDGE:
Suck it!
(distortion)
You got Herpes! You got herpes! You got herpes! You got…...an STD…
 

You gotta come to terms
        With yourself
Realize that its
        Bad for your health
Besides, what else
        Are you gonna do?
Go through the rest of your life
        With this problem
Eighty years old
        And you still suck your thumb
Is that your final goal
        And destination
An old widow with no teeth
        And an oral fixation

 

 

CHORUS

 

 

Soda pop, gum drop, lollipop, gotta stop
        Putting things inside that orifice
Otherwise you could cause some seriously unwanted damage to that
        otherwise beautiful edifice

 

 

Tell me you love me
        And maybe I’ll have a reservation
For punishing you for your
        Oral fixation…