Trump's Urine Test

what would one find if he underwent a drug test? the company he keeps....

Trump’s Urine Test

 

 

What will we find in his urine?

A trace of Russian vodka

From the private stock of Putin

Or a touch of gunpowder residue

When shot by his jealous queen

For spending too much time

Watching Miss USA Teen

 

He queried his queen

"Who gave you this right?"

"You did, my Lord

With your talk of guns and bullets

And engaging in empty fights"

Your fascination with her charms

Gives me the right to bear arms"

 

Strongmen can come to bad ends

Their words become weapons

Wielded by former friends

Loose cannons fired away

Sometimes boomerang

Turning predator into prey

Author's Note

trump jokes aside, is the first part a bit too worn?