Those hats are no longer allowed

James Tate inspired oddness

i am here to tell you sir

that you have employed

far too much red

in this lobby, i must say.

your elevators are just fine

though, but the music

could use some tweaking,

and maybe the lights.

all the rooms on the

eleventh floor convey

a sense of clamity,

for this you will be fined.

a total of fourty one doors

have been deemed sinister

and we require you to

replace them immediately.

we also ask that you

refrain from using

that horrible ring

for all the telephones,

as it is slightly maddening.

one more thing, sir,

make sure to inform the maids

that the dress code has changed,

those hats are no longer allowed.

Reviews

[paul]

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