Hey man, got a quarter?

why, im flabbergasted! never has my flabber been so gasted!

so this guy comes up

and hes like

Hey man, got a quarter?

and im like

No man, got a beer?

and hes like

No man, I need a quarter

to get a beer!

so i give him a quarter

and he gets a beer

and then i steal it

and then i drink it

but it isnt enough

and i dont have enough

now im like

Hey man, got a quarter?

Reviews

[Alicante lullaby]

two quarters for this,had i had any.

[MusicMartyrs]

funny. sounds like he's already had a couple