the blame game

just some goofy s**t for someone to enjoy

"It was the cat, you have to believe me!"
said the dog, who obviously was guilty.
"You're really going to believe that son of a b***h?"
replied the cat, who obviously was also guilty.
"Alright, you two, lets ask the hamster.
maybe he saw what happened."
"I don't know, i just saw the lamp fall over,
and then CRASH! there it went."
"You are completely unreliable."
i said to the hamster, who obviously played some part.
"I know the neighbor likes to watch with
that big telescope of his."
"Maybe we can ask him if he knows what happened,
he must have seen something."
"I don't care for that man anyway, seeing as how
he likes to watch us all the time."
"Well, it wasn't me, thats for damn sure."
said the dog, who was not very bright.
"And i didn't have anything to do with this mess."
said the cat, who was usually manipulative.
"Hey man, i was in my cage the whole time."
said the hamster, who never gave a s**t about anything.
"Well, my bulb just got shattered and im f*****g mad."
said the lamp, who obviously started all of this.

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... haha ... lol ... this is just amazingly well written and narrated ... for doing justice to the title with remarkable grit, attention to detail and skill ... a 100/100 ... an awesome read ... :) ...