Come here my Children!

It was a quiet day...or at least a quiet recess.

 

Until Big Jack came behind Sierra and Lauren.

 

You see, Lauren and Big Jack were going out. Big Jack got his nickname since he is SO fat. No one knows how Lauren said yes to Big Jack, she probably got bribed.

 

Anyways, that's off topic. Here I am, standing beside a huge metal pole while I see Lauren's boyfriend, Big Jack, come and hug her and Sierra.

 

Yet I wasn't nearly as creeped out as when he had said, "COME HERE MY CHILDREN!!"

 

That just made me think 2 things,

1.)'Is Lauren INSANE??'

2.)'Is Big Jack Santa's son?'

 

Which made me come to the conclusion of running toward him.

 

So I did.

 

And as I was running, I leaped into the air, and karate chopped him while saying, "WA-CHAA!"

 

Then I ran off, hoping Big Jack wasn't going to bear hug me next.

 

 

 

 

 

Author's Note

This is directed towards TWO people I know in real life...ROFLMAO!

Reviews

[Sarah>_>]

LOL!!!!
But seriously, Big Jack is a creepy name, turn it back to Nick Hall.