They Just Won't Sit!

Another silly poem

Poor Nanny McFritt

Was having a fit

The children won't sit

Not for a bit!

She yells all the day

"Come sit and play"

But they run away

Her nerves start to fray

She offers them a treat

Or maybe some meat

If they would just take a seat

"Please stop and eat!"

She lures them with cash

But still they all dash

Now she's getting a rash

"When will they crash?"

Oh Nanny McFritt

Those kids will not sit

You can yell and you can spit

But you might as well quit. 

So the lesson to learn

If your children do churn

You must always be stern

Or your butt they will burn. 

Author's Note

I don't know where this came from..
Or maybe I do :)

Reviews

[Sioranth Smith]

Haha! Jeez, reminds me of life with a toddler. Just one of them is enough to frazzle you to pieces. Poor Nanny McFritt!

[Lobster Goldberg]

Thanks for reading. I know.. The poor woman :)

[Pryde Foltz]

Well said, indeed. Another witty write.

[Lobster Goldberg]

Score one on the witty scale :) thanks

[Rita L. Sev]

Sounds like you we're strolling down the halls in my school...

[Lobster Goldberg]

Or the halls of my school ;) kids today :)

[smurfett]

Very cute!! I see a kindergarten teacher pulling at her hair!!

[Lobster Goldberg]

Hehe thanks :) I might have had kids bouncing around like popcorn today ;)