Little Man Syndrome

For someone very special who needs to grow up

Fat little man you are a fool
You haven't been relevant since disco was cool
Making bad decisions is your rule
Fat little man you are a fool

Crass little man you are a shame
Bragging about the past makes you lame
Your plans all fail and you are to blame
Crass little man you are a shame

Dumb little man your brain is weak
Your whole staff does cringe whenever you speak
Your breath is strong but your words are meek
Dumb little man your brain is weak

Horrible little man you are a joke
To you jokes and sneers everyone does poke
You sit in your thron eready for your father to croak
Horrible little man you are a joke

Blind little man the joke's on you
Nothing you will receive we know it's true
You can yell and cry till you turn blue
Blind little man the joke's on you

So hop in your Jeep and drive away
No matter what you do I am here to stay
I know all the answers in the games you play
So face it little man you will lose this day.

Reviews

[Rita L. Sev]

I know this guy... This poem is a piece of biting whimsy... Nicely done, though I'm sure if the "little man" read it... He wouldn't get it.

[Lobster Goldberg]

He couldn't get past his own ego ;) hehe. thanks for reading! :)

[Sami Khalil]

A powerful description of that little man syndrome...Bravo

[Lobster Goldberg]

Thank you very much Sami

[Sami Khalil]

You are welcome...:)