Dear Coffee

If coffee were a man I would be a stalker.

                                                                Dear coffee,

I just want to say I'm your biggest fan,

You can always be found hot and black in my hands,

I've tried your cousins chocolate and tea,

But those guys are so not for me.

They don't have your color or taste on my tongue,

I mean come on they aren't black they're brown.

Don't look at me like that I'm proclaiming my love,

I even brought my favorite mug.

You seem scared but its alright,

I didn't come here to start a fight,

No need to call security I'll behave,

I wonder if you'll be so kind to walk into this cage,

Fine,fine,I understand your dubious glance,

All will be fine just give me as chance,

I just happen to have some water and sugar,

Would you mind lending me a finger?

Sigh all my best laid plans have gone amiss,

Because you my beloved refuse to cooperate,

And let me whisk you away far away from here,

To a place where your caffeine I would never have to share.

Author's Note

Lol..what? I was just being a goof :)

Reviews

[Frieda P]

HA perfect...as I sip my third cuppa with a smile on my face now. :) Your coffee gives you dubious glances, must be a sassy brand lol

[Vidya Bacchus]

Of course its a sassy brand 'cause that's just the way we roll lol.Thank you chica :)

[Frieda P]

Ha I have to switch up my brand now...cheers pazzo. :)

[Vidya Bacchus]

Cheers chica :)

[Eve Ola]

cousins chocolate and tea,don't have your color or taste on my tongue,
I mean come on they aren't black they're brown. captivating lines...

this is beautiful. I enjoyed the read. Well done.

[Vidya Bacchus]

Thank you Eve I was just goofing around :)

[Baby Ricochet]

If it's early enough in the morning I talk to my coffee too.

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol...thank you Baby :)

[Woody]

aah I can easily relate. I have an intimate relationship with coffee. well, not so intimate as the one you have with yours, I hasten to add.

good one Vid. I like your witty side.
the others too.

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol thank you Woody sometimes I just write goobledegook because it makes me laugh :)

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

A tasty poem with a sexual overtone, who could ask for more, not me… nice one.

[Vidya Bacchus]

Thank you cowboy Dale :)

[ron]

This is cute Vidya. I love it.

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol....that's me cute.Just being silly Red .Thank you :)

[ron]

You are most welcome Vidya, and you look good in cute :)

[Vidya Bacchus]

Haha you should see me in wicked lol

[ron]

Hmm sounds like it would be delightful :)

[Vidya Bacchus]

You have no idea......:)

[Jip Martin]

The pot still on?
Having a cup right now and enjoying the read.
Now I'm whistling-'One more cup of coffee' by Dylan.
See what you've started?
Jip

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol.Thank you very much Jip.Coffee is always on.I am glad to put you in a whistling kinda mood :)