Dear Coffee

If coffee were a man I would be a stalker.

                                                                Dear coffee,

I just want to say I'm your biggest fan,

You can always be found hot and black in my hands,

I've tried your cousins chocolate and tea,

But those guys are so not for me.

They don't have your color or taste on my tongue,

I mean come on they aren't black they're brown.

Don't look at me like that I'm proclaiming my love,

I even brought my favorite mug.

You seem scared but its alright,

I didn't come here to start a fight,

No need to call security I'll behave,

I wonder if you'll be so kind to walk into this cage,

Fine,fine,I understand your dubious glance,

All will be fine just give me as chance,

I just happen to have some water and sugar,

Would you mind lending me a finger?

Sigh all my best laid plans have gone amiss,

Because you my beloved refuse to cooperate,

And let me whisk you away far away from here,

To a place where your caffeine I would never have to share.

Author's Note

Lol..what? I was just being a goof :)

Reviews

[Jetta Zippora]

Oh the joys of coffee. haha Very entertaining and awesome write, my friend. :)

[Vidya Bacchus]

Thank you my dear friend :)

[Master K-tops]

Wow! This is a very fun poem. Full of wits,unbelievable rhymes and catchiness. I was actually laughing throughout. I would not have thought of writing this in a thousand years,so perfect! I like the goofy and comic atmosphere,it makes it so simple yet brilliant. I've really missed your poems. Well, I'm back now.

[Vidya Bacchus]

Awww thank you Master you are the best .Glad I could make you laugh.Happy to see you my friend :)

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol your quote up here, hah, you make me so laugh, it's so true...

I think we women are married to coffee lol.
You are too funny my goofball. I love it. :D
What a write, made me chuckle ...


- Elisa

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha I am glad to make you laugh my dearest.I was wondering if anyone would get my goofy humor lol

Haha, you always do ^^ lol, you are just the best!

[Vidya Bacchus]

You lady are also the best so we are the bestest of friends lol

He he!! hell yes we are :) lol -xxxxxxxxxxxxx-

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol....................:)

[Einstein Noodle]

ahahah! too funny .. but i feel so very inadequate; as all i can bring is milk :{ ... so i buy my coffee on the black market .. :) down on Steam Street ..

no sugar .. no cream!

ps. if you were an exposed Republican ... coffee would now be off the table :))) mug or no mug ;)
really enjoyed you cup of fun!

E.

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahahaha you are too funny Mister Noodle.Thank you for sharing in some goofy coffee humor :)

[Troy Henson]

As a coffee lover I found this delicious

Troy

[Vidya Bacchus]

Thank you Troy :)

[akihsna]

Adorable read! I enjoyed it pretty much :)
And I can so relate to. Much love from a coffee-lover to another one!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol thank you very much Anshika.Coffee rules lol

[akihsna]

Haha, you're welcome, VIdya! Coffee definitely rules, cheers!

[MsJewel]

As a two cup of coffee a day girl, I have to say "Bravo!"...no...chocolate and tea just don't measure up!

:) Julie

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol...thank you Jules :)

[Lyn Anderson]

Oh, yes, but coffee lovers do relate. For sure. NICE.

[Vidya Bacchus]

Much thanks cat :)

[Khushi]

Amazing! Very imaginative..

[Vidya Bacchus]

Thank you Khushi :)

[A. Amos]

This was smart and entertaining piece of writing, such writes would make many men fall for the writer:)

Loved it!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Awww thank you AA.You are the sweetest :)

[A. Amos]

You're most welcome dear...

[Vidya Bacchus]

....................:)