Ask Me

This pretty much speaks for itself.

                        Ask Me

 

If you had asked me to,

Instead of lain down the law,

We would not be here,

Like two gladiators,

Trying to behead each other.

 

I understand logic,

But when phrased like a command,

Defies my logic,

And my inner rebel takes offence,

I am yours but you do not own me.

 

You should know better ,

Than to enrage this woman,

My claws are unsheathed,

And I am spitting enough venom,

To eviscerate you on the spot.

 

I am not a damsel in distress,

Who is too naive to recognize danger,

Right now I dare anyone to test this raging harpee,

And you would be wise,

To heed the sparks shooting from my eyes.

 

And disappear from my general vicinity,

Until the storm has abated,

And the flaming inferno cooled,

And next time to save yourself,

From getting your eyebrows singed,

Ask me to, don't command me to.

Author's Note

I needed to vent and I did and I am as chipper as ever now.

Reviews

[s y e]

HA! Girl, I just love this... I'm going to show this to the guy that "sweeps me off my feet" as people say... LOL. LOVE IT!!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol .....damn right you are.Thank you lil mama :)

[ron]

Sound advise Vidya. Did he take the advice?

[Vidya Bacchus]

He did until the next time he forgets.You men have very limited memories lol

[ron]

Not in everything sweetie :).

[Vidya Bacchus]

So you say.I think maybe you guys like the sparks :)

[ron]

sparks?....

[s y e]

Ha, I agree with Vidya on the memory loss thing... Just sayin' :'P

[Vidya Bacchus]

According to my husband he loves to get me mad,You know "sparks"

[ron]

Ah ok......

[s y e]

Pffft, guys.... pfffft!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Exactly right.Crazy a*s men lol

[s y e]

Yush... exactamoondo. Especially, this dude, Ron. ='D

[Vidya Bacchus]

You are going to make him angry lol

[s y e]

LOL, He loves me girl, everyone does... I'll be safe. ;-) He's my body guard on here.........

[Vidya Bacchus]

Oh yes you will be safe but what about lil ole me hmmmm?

[s y e]

Your hubby will protect you!!!

[Vidya Bacchus]

After he reads this I believe he will leave me to fend for myself lol

[s y e]

OMG maybe, lol. But then when another guy steps he'll step in and be the over protective husband....cauuuuuuute

[ron]

Ok...you two trouble makers do know I can read what your saying right? Lol yes I will protect all the lovely women here...stands guard ready to defend your honor...;)

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol of course we knew that.Not a doubt did we have .

[ron]

Bad girls...lol

[ron]

Spankings could be in order...;)

[Vidya Bacchus]

Say what now ?You are too sweet to spank anyone ...........:)

[ron]

Puts you over my knee and spanks you softly -smiling-

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hey....ouch...ouch...ouch.You are supposed to be one of the good guys...ouch!!!!

[ron]

But I did it playfully and softly...;)

[Vidya Bacchus]

Said the one giving the spanking.Its a whole other view from where I'm sitting mister lol

[ron]

I'm sawwie. I'll go sit in the corner for being a bad little boy ;(...;)

[Vidya Bacchus]

Why are you smiling .You are not sawwie at all.You just want noodle to see you sitting in the corner and then she will kill me for being mean to you even though I am the one who got spanked .You are an evil genius lol

[ron]

Who me? :) noodles please don't punish Vidya. I was the bad one. See all better.

[Vidya Bacchus]

I see nothing but I feel spanked and I will repay you when you least expect it ya hear!!!!

[ron]

Yes ma'am. ;))

[s y e]

Gawd, I can't leave you two alone while I go sleep but you're getting intimate together ;)
Take it to PM guys......

[ron]

Lol it's all Vidyas fault she made me....lol ;)-

[Vidya Bacchus]

What!!! I made you spank me?.Its not true lil mama your bodyguard is very mean.

[s y e]

I blame you. You're the gentleman. Tut tut. And here I thought you were the proper gentleman. ;')

[Vidya Bacchus]

That is the truth.I had absolutely nothing to do with it.

[s y e]

I believe you Vidya, dontcha worry - Ron better watch out for your hubby. Me thinks he'll not be happy with Ron touching his beautiful lady. :-D I'm too funny

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahahah you are very funny luv.And yes he better watch out :)

[ron]

Lol...in truth there is only one lady I would playfully spank ...;;))-

[Vidya Bacchus]

We know Red .We just like pulling your leg yes :)

[s y e]

We're just cheesing you Ron. We know you're all loved up. Lol. :')

[ron]

Lol...you two are going to get me in so much trouble :)

[s y e]

Then we'll defend you..... Simple!

[ron]

YAAA I have body guards...:)

[s y e]

Lol...... But I don't think you'd want to get in trouble anyway. ;-)

[ron]

Hmm maaybe...maaybe not :)

[Vidya Bacchus]

I thought he was the body guard now whos guarding who now?

[ron]

Oh I'm still the body guard Vidya...just...um hehe.

[Vidya Bacchus]

That sounds like an ominous laugh lol

[s y e]

If he got into trouble we'd save him... well maybe not me, I'd be too busy laughing at him freaking out. ;-)

[ron]

SShh don't tell any one :)

[ron]

Oh really Sye? Well when your 18 your getting a spanking.

[s y e]

Ha, yeah right!!

[ron]

Yup...and Vidya's going to give one to you.

[Vidya Bacchus]

I'm sorry lil mama I got my spanking already seems like yours is all booked now lol

[s y e]

Ha, I'm sure she'd love that. =D

[Vidya Bacchus]

You know the only one that really need a spanking here is good ole Red. lol

[ron]

Hey I don't make the rules...um wait ya I do. Sorry rules are rules. We must have order after all :)

[s y e]

RULES are RULES when Noodle makes them... Just saying.
I agree Vidya!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Ha did you type that with a straight face mister?

[ron]

Oh is that right Vidya? And just who is going to give me I would like to know...

[s y e]

Vidya's Husband will! ;-))))

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha is there going to be a duel .I need to get me a good seat :)

[s y e]

This will be very interesting.......

[ron]

Hey wait how did he get into this? Um someone see the door i need to...go do something.

[ron]

Hey what happened to my body guards?

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha noodle I think your bodyguard had something else he had to do lol

[s y e]

HA! When it comes to two guys fighting... Us girls like to drink wine and eat popcorn and watch! Mwahahahahaha!!!

[Vidya Bacchus]

You threatened to spank them :)

[ron]

WOW we almost need a new thread. And just what do you bet when you watch such things little one? Um darn-it I just had to open my mouth about the spanking thing... Soooo hows the weather?

[Vidya Bacchus]

Would you pass the popcorn luv lol

[s y e]

Oh no you just didn't!! Did you just call me little?
I resign from being your body guard.

[ron]

Hey...ok but I want the hospital informed I will be coming in after I get my beating.

[Vidya Bacchus]

Too late cloudy with the chance of fighting men lol

[s y e]

I ain't doing nothing for you now dude. ;)

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lil mama you should kick his a*s for calling you little .I will hold the popcorn and wine and sit right here lol

[s y e]

LOL, If I fight him I'll break my newly manicured nails. I'm just gonna ignore him. It hurts more. ;)

[Vidya Bacchus]

You are the true evil genius here plus we do not mess with the nails ya know :)

[s y e]

Exactly, the nails are important and hey, ignoring him WILL hurt more and we both know it.
Right, giving him the silent treatment as of..... now!

[ron]

Aww come on......thats not fair. :( I am truly hurt. At least inform my next of kin.

[s y e]

-reads a book and listens to music... Ignoring Ron -

[ron]

Takes in a deep breath and waits for my beating.

[Vidya Bacchus]

Are we both doing that because I can't be silent I have tried it can't be done.

[s y e]

-ignoring Ron-

[Vidya Bacchus]

Apparently you are not getting a beating you are just being ignored because it will hurt more lol

[ron]

ouch :'(...

[s y e]

You're such a good friend Vidya. You can come to my birthday party.

[Vidya Bacchus]

Oooooo I love birthday parties ,you get a new body guard yet?

[s y e]

I did indeed. ;)

[ron]

:(((((((((

[Vidya Bacchus]

Oh goody ,eye candy I hope lol

[ron]

;'((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

[s y e]

Of course he is, very handsome and HILARIOUS!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Well alrighty then count a purple angel in :)

[s y e]

Hey hey hey, I just got my heart broken by my other body guard - this new one is mine. You got your hubby, enjoy him! Lol.

[ron]

:'''(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hey I'm just looking you. Hands off I know.You know what I have half a mind to bring your old bodyguard since my hubby said he couldn't come lol

[s y e]

You can my old one... He's not mine anymore, just don't let him call you little. Bweaks da wittle heart :(

[ron]

:)........really?

[s y e]

Enjoy having him as a bodyguard, V.
Just be careful... Watch him, he's sneaky.

[ron]

I am so sorry Sye I should not have called you little, I only meant it as a term of endearment...I am so so so very very very very sorry.....:(

[s y e]

Ha!
Oh and Vidya, he can't come to my party. Mean people aren't allowed.

[Vidya Bacchus]

Oh well sorry Red I really want to go to the party so dude you're out .

[ron]

;'(((((((((((((((((((((((((((( I go home and sit in the dark, knowing how bad I hurt Sye.

[Vidya Bacchus]

You two are bringing me down .Get over it and make up before I whack you both and if you doubt that I can perhaps you should read this poem again .Sheesh!!!!

[s y e]

HA! He knows I love him really... He's my best bud. :)

[ron]

:))))))) yaaaaaaaa