Tarzan and Jane

                               Tarzan and Jane

You seem to think ,

That I am your possession,

Not a person ,a belonging,

To lay claim to ,

While you pound your chest,

And mark your territory.

Like a cave man ,

"Me Tarzan ,you Jane "

Come ride on my vine ,

'Peel my banana,

and stick it in your mouth."

I have had it with bananas.

Stomping around proclaiming your worth,

I'm standing here wondering,

Really? what is your worth?

Mister "I fought a Bengal tiger",

When in fact you were hiding 

In the bushes whispering "is it gone ?"

Far be it for me,to rain on your parade,

So here I am nodding like an idiot,

While you look at me, 

To confirm your manliness,

And here I am rolling my eyes

And doing the same thing again tomorrow .

                                                                                                                             By Vidya

Author's Note

This is not about my husband .Its just a thought.

Reviews

[MsJewel]

I'm so glad I found this one this evening. I needed a good laugh. This is hysterical! You have a wonderful sense of humor my friend.

:) Julie

[Vidya Bacchus]

Thank you Julie.Glad I could put a smile on your face :)

[Woody]

hahaha I love this one Vid. though I should be upset and take sides with my fellow creature :)
if all the Janes of the world followed your suit who's going to peel the bananas, then? (oops!)
some lines are just a hoot.

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol...............No worries my friend women tend to like to peel bananas .Thank you so very much :)

[Anita Singh]

Thank god its not about your husband!
This is witty and mocking at the same time. Kudos to you, VIDYA. ^_^

[Vidya Bacchus]

Thank you Anna .:)

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Vidya awesome works:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[Vidya Bacchus]

Thank you Jon .I just wanted to stop thinking so much when I wrote this :)

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Welcome how come?

[Vidya Bacchus]

Too much serious thinking hurts my head.It is nice just to write something like this sometimes for me I guess lol

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Oh my I love to think , I am so bad about thinking many things lol, some are why does this do that , or why do people do the things they do , most the time this takes place is when I am getting ready to go to sleep and my mind goes racing beyond the hills I cant help it. When it comes to writing the write pours quick and fast but the pictures and songs they are not so easy. But it all works out in the end:)))))))))))))))))))))))

[Vidya Bacchus]

When you think too much you over analyse everything and suddenly you can make a mountain out of a molehill so less deep thought saves lives lol

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Ummmm good point:)

[Vidya Bacchus]

See I make sense on occasion lol

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Make sense all the time as far as my eyes see:)

[Vidya Bacchus]

Aww much too kind but I will take it :)

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Best :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[New Theory]

Seriosuly Vidya, you have this beautiful ability to create an awesome atmosphere with your words. I start with reading the first line and dont know when a party just sprouts itself out.
A real fun read.

[Vidya Bacchus]

You really made me smile there T .I am glad to know I c an do all this ,thank you :)

[New Theory]

You are welcome Vidya :)

[Rossen]

For a weeping angel you're pretty funny.This has moxie and a wake up call
to those late sleepers. poetry enjoyed..100/100

[Vidya Bacchus]

Looks can be deceiving my friend lol.Thank you Rossen :)

[Rossen]

I figger everyone is the equal exact oppaset here...

[Vidya Bacchus]

Buddy spell check lol.So you mean I must be a laughing devil then ....hmmm sounds about right :)

[Rossen]

all in fun

[Vidya Bacchus]

Yes all in fun lol

[Brianna Brie]

Quite comical in an angry tone if that is even possible. I rather enjoyed it! This poem reminded me of one I wrote years ago about Tom and Jerry (cartoon/relationship). The banana was a hoot.

[Vidya Bacchus]

Tom and Jerry that would be a good one .Thank you Brianna :)

[Tina Louise UK]

'Peel my banana,
and stick it in your mouth." haha love that line...good one :) x

[Vidya Bacchus]

Thank you Tia ha :)

[Cryingkate]

Holy Banana's ,

I absolutely Love and respect , admire how you put this common situation into a wonderful response for so many who go thru this.
It is something so hard to put into words.
You did it ,perfectly..

Wow You put that coward abuser in his place and made that woman wake up and know her worth....Yep.
You put the truth on that POV

[Vidya Bacchus]

Thank you Connie truly appreciated your wonderful review I did :)

[Jack...]

Vidya, this one had me swinging from the trees and beating my chest, wow that hurt. :) Very nice and fun to read. You've penned a little gem here my friend.

[Vidya Bacchus]

Haha you made me laugh.Thank you Jack.