Loser among losers

shame on me for being a loser among losers
 people defending their losetry.
 Dear woman: wax my a*s and put on the black eyed peas.
 let you read my poetry
 romantic boyish charm, rude awakening

Dear man: wouldn't last a day in the military
           send my a*s home packing with some frozen milk dairy treats (ice cream)
 looking for a bromance cuz its gay, you hear me
 double definition to this song, I don't
 think theres any.