Things My Professors Say That They Probably Shouldn'tA Poem by KasaundraThese are actually things that my professors have said. Hope you enjoy!F**k! Damn! S**t! Now,
don’t tell anyone I said that.
Why
don’t you know this? It’s
first grade math! There
is no hope,
I
bet my colleagues a bottle
of wine, and
I am going to drink scotch in Hell. Oh
and my wife is trying to kill me because
apparently I’m a communist!
You
don’t need to know this, but
I am telling you anyway. I
don’t like saying panties out loud
Barbra
Seaman is an unfortunate name to have during the birth control movement And
giving birth is like trying to get a basketball in to a coke bottle. So
lick the walls there made of asbestos And
go jump out a window!
If
my computer blows up, take cover because
my doctor said it’s all in my head and
it’s very hard to use a full sized shotgun in a bank. So…sit
back, relax, and have a smoke, © 2013 KasaundraAuthor's Note
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StatsAuthorKasaundraMarshfield, MAAboutMy name is Kasaundra but I go by Kassi. I'm very passionate about English and have been writing since I can remember.I write both poetry, fiction novels, and s.. more..Writing
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