with no sense

there was a dog he was swimming with his  fins
i saw a fish he was running with his legs
i saw a balloon made with bricks
i saw a house flying on air
i saw a monkey talking like humans
i saw a parrot hanging on the branch
i saw a lobster serving the dinner
and a waiter served as dinner
this all things i had really saw...
but as i was going to eat them,
my mother woke me!!!!!