Naughty Miss Muffet

Little miss muffet, sat on her tuffet

smothering her body with cream

she heard footstep behind her

and turned to see it was her spider

and asked him

"Could you cream my back for me please?"

The spider quivered

and took the cream from her hand

while sat on her tuffet

she gave him a smile

and his imagination went wild

He said

"Your Naughty Miss Muffet"

She replied

"Yes but I'll make it worth your while" 

Author's Note

I got some inspiration from a fellow writer... Let me know what you think! lol

Reviews

[EMF]

Whipped or unwhipped? Either way a wonderfully enjoyable poem. It arouses the iltelect. I'm going for a lie down in a cold room now.

[Hotwater]

More of a "nursery" crime!... committed by both parties! funny and naughty!
*bird*

[Art Sun]

Oh you are...naugthy...

[Dream Weaver]

Witty with a bit of impious thoughts.
I enjoyed it lots! Now this is a Nursery
Rhyme :)

[Chris Smith Welshpoetcs]

Lol, wicked and funny ; )

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

The Big bad wolf huffed and puffed as he wished he was that spider... I love the playful spirit of the poem.

[zappy]

wow nice . very good on twist you gave it.

[Moflo]

LOL great job. I love this take on the story, who says fairy tales have to be innocent, right?

[SpokenWord]

This is an absolutely wonderful poem that is playful and ultra fun who wouldn't want to put cream on little miss muffet I know I would enjoy that. What made you think of this as I love the twist you made to the original this one is much more fun! Great writting.