Butter Jesus

a dude in ohio made a statue of jesus outta butter. i honor him. i first heard about this on the radio

Author's Note

A dude in Ohio
This is what I came to know
Said by the radio

He's a Jesus lover
And he got some butter

Went to the side of the expressway
Stood out there many a day
Sculpting butter like clay

He made a statue
Better than me and you

He made a butter jesus
The radio isn't lying to us

Because that's really cool
It kinda makes me drool

A butter jesus
I hope it don't melt into mush!