The days until Christmas

Don't try to sing it, because it sounds nothing like the 12 days of Christmas. This didn't really happen to me, I just thought it was funny.

On the 12th day until Christmas

my husband decided

to put the lights up,

but thanks to nasty fall

we spent the night at the hospital.

 

On the 11^th day until Christmas

I finally finished my shopping

but my grandson called to

let me know his dad had bought him Black Ops,

which I had already bought him.

 

 

On the 10^th day until Christmas

I went to a party

and didn’t know the eggnog was

spiked. To make it simple my

friends now have blackmail.

 

 On the 9^th day until Christmas

 my eggs spoiled so I had to go to

the store. It was like murder.

 

On the 8^th day until Christmas

I couldn’t find my cookbook

and thus had to spend 5 hours

on the computer trying to new recipes.

 

On the 7^th day until Christmas

My radio broke

and now I can’t listen to carols.

 

On the 6^th day until Christmas

I was told to have a Happy Hanukkah.

The problem is that I'm not Jewish.

 

On the 5^th day until Christmas

I felt like a holiday ninja

because I had to fight threw a crowd

to get a movie for Sally.

 

On the 4^th day until Christmas

I chewed the cashier

out for not having

having the book I ordered

 

On the 3^rd day until Christmas

I bought some candy canes and

gave them out at church. Mainly

because I feel bad for chewing

out the cashier. 

 

On the 2^nd day until Christmas

I finally mailed out my cards.

I had forgotten I even had them.

 

On the day before Christmas

I rested with hot coco

when my sister called to

tell me she was coming in.

That’s great, but that

means  I have to buy

her presents and made more food.

Author's Note

have yourself a bloody little christmas badge
Dec 28, 2010

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The days until Christmas

Reviews

[SpokenWord]

LOL I imagine this is what the holidays are like for more people but it is festive at least right? Well maybe the cashier doesn't feel that way, LOL.

[Brian W. Hastings]

this is the most realistic Christmas Poem I have seen lol.

[A.E. Reed]

Oh, that is a really bad Christmas! Just trouble upon trouble. Bet you can't wait for next year huh? XD Good job.

[Silently Living As Haze..]

What a horrid christmas but what really counts is family. There is always hope for next year. Great Job!!

[Tate Morgan]

LOL well welcome to the wheel we all are running on it just not so poetically as you very nice