Sit for a spell

Come on in and take a seat

It's people like you we hope to meet

So just come in  and sit a spell

We'll get along oh so well

We pride ourselves on diversity

But remember all you do we will see

Our real agenda will always be hid

In case we don't like something that you did

And then it will take it's course

As with another we'll join the force

Some don't see how any more chicken s**t

 We could ever really seem get

It all for the stories we can later tell

About how we saved the waves from a man from hell

It could even up our standard rating

Maybe there's no use in even waiting

Oh  no the cats out of the bag

Still won't you came in and read from our rag?



An Uncle Charlie Original