Booty Call ?

A sleepless night  spent all alone

Just simply staring off at the phone

Couldn't it ring why does it stall

Can I get just one Booty Call

I have heard about them from all the rest

Maybe it's really some kind of test

Still I am awake feeling some what cheap

But from the phone not even a peep

I am anxious for a call to come through

To dial my number is all she needs to do

Application I have sent out

I'd approve them all there is no doubt

I know these calls are usually late

So I'll just lay alone and wait

I'll turn the clock so I can't see

But my God it's a quarter of three

Maybe their story isn't really true

For just one call what must I do

Could I need to use each and every stall

Making sure my number is on every wall

Yet for now I still lay alone

Got my eyes trained right on that phone

A sleepless night with nothing to do

Dial the phone I am waiting on you!

 

An Uncle Charlie Original