Those Happy Hooker's

Happy Hookers they were called as everyone toasted
Of them we had heard and read many things posted
Seems they meet a couple times a week
Had to get there and just take a peek
Just had to see what it would all mean
On line advertising I'd never seen
Taking a table off to the side I'd sit and wait
Then one came in the Pimp was her date
They filed in a couple at a time
Seeming to go to the table taking their place in line
They had drinks and a little to eat
There were many people they seemed to great
The kareokee started to play
For them that got the night right on it's way
Some danced all filled with pride
On the floor they just seemed to glide
One came with husband in tow
How that would work I just had to know
I asked a woman " if I could see one of the Hooker's"
She said, "They are clear to most on looker's "
I asked her just what these Hooker's do
She said, " They hold my purse so I don't have too"
Seeing that the meaning I didn't get
She took my hand and told me to sit
Putting my hand on the table top
On a piece of metal is where it would stop
These are the Hooker's that you seek
But of this monent you can't ever speak,
If only a little of the story now comes to light
We can have fun with it on any given night
Now my investigation is forever complete
I will know a Happy Hooker if we should ever meet!

An Uncle Charlie Original