Many times alone I dine,
Can't get a date even on line,
I don't approach every woman I see,
But just the ones that appeal to me,
I ask then nice and polite,
But most are busy every night,
Or I am to nice of guy,
A better girl you should try,
Maybe I am looking in the wrong places,
Or just not looking at the right faces,
Maybe I need a coach,
To teach me the right approach,
It's not like the high school thing,
It's a date with out a string,
Not like getting a new toy,
Just some company to enjoy,
Yet I think of all their lines,
As alone I still dine!
An Uncle Charlie Original