We were to meet late in the park,
There was no light all was dark,
It seemed odd to me,
Not one person did I see,
I walked in nice and slow,
No idea which way to go,
My pants I'd almost pee,
When she jumped out from behind a tree,
My balance she'd help me keep,
As she laughed long and deep,
Then she patted me on the back,
And handed me a little sack,
A late dinner she had planned,
Picnic basket now in her hand,
We walked just a little more,
I was nervous about what next could be in store,
She picked a place with moon light,
Spread out a blanket and set things just right,
Then handed me a bottle of wine,
Told me to relax everything would be just fine,
I bent down to get a glass,
She slapped me hard on the a*s,
Told me to take a seat,
Have a drink and something to eat,
Chicken, potato salad and fresh bread,
Better food I could not have been fed,
On the blanket we'd lay back,
Stars the skies did not lack,
We talked, laughed and played around,
Relaxation I had finally found,
Then she laid her head upon my chest,
Use your imagination for the rest,
We laid there and I held her tight,
When we woke it was with the morning light,
We rolled into the blanket like a cocoon,
Laid there and slept til noon,
We woke to some noise,
Lot's of kids with their toys,
With those kids she started to play,
We stayed in the park all day,
Her disappointment would surely show,
When I said it was time to go,
On my shirt she would tug,
For an awesome kiss and a hug!
An Uncle Charlie Original