Blind Date # 11

Blind Date 11,
She acted like a girl of but 7,
She Bi**hed and whined all night,
Nothing could I do right,
Took her to a gourmet meal,
She said sick was how it made her feel,
The movie I thought was great,
For the ending she couldn't wait,
Had to leave before it was through,
No idea of what next to do,
So we just took a ride,
Twice she ducked as if to hide,
Now she wanted to stop and eat,
There's Denny's and it's her treat,
It was hard to decide to stop or not,
I had taken her to this towns best spot,
At her I couldn't help but stare,
Left the movie early POPCORN's still there,
I dropped her off in front of the door,
I just couldn't take it any more,
Told her I'd call a taxi and it was on me,
But more time with her I just couldn't see!

An Uncle Charlie Original