I now have been pleasantly dismissed,
I got f**ked but not kissed,
She got the house and the car,
And everything else so far,
I got a date for court,
And on money I'm real short,
She got the furniture and TV,
But the tent she gave to me,
She changed the lock on the door,
Just to be sure I got no more,
Even though I work hard,
She's still got the credit card,
She wants nothing more from me,
Just as long as I pay the Attorney's fee,
She says that we are through,
She doesn't care what I do,
Now my life's torn apart,
I swear that Bi**h has no heart!
An Uncle Charlie Original