New Year

203           books 508           movies 36             birthday parties 76             liquids spilt on the shirt 9               practical jokes 13             pukes in a toilet bowl 5               sick days 2               bird s***s on the shoulder 14             slaps in the face 121           papercuts 7              computer shutdowns 51, 820     dollars earnt 63, 969     dollars spent 6              footprints in dog s**t 16             feelings of betrayal 521           cups of coffee 552           suicidal thoughts 876           train rides 583           lies 68             hangovers happy f*****g new year.

Reviews

[Tanya]

haha that is incredibly funny, i'm not sure if that's what you wanted to portray, but i like it. good job.
mind reading some of my work.