Two drunken bankers if they were too ask for the money we supposedly owe , in the description is pa2

(the "boss" starts stretching out , looking embaressed ) come on Tim Tim runs to him well good evening and thanks for not judgeing the top hats , brings back good memories ) Paul waves and the

The narration is in the voice of Morgan Freeman ( old american yankee accent for the so called boss in the story ,
This is a story about how ridiculous it would be if they asked us back for the 100 , 000 000, 0000 we apparently owe , even if it was a drunken banker and hes cracked out friend bargeing into a coffee shop when its about too close .


Sooo your welcome we balenced the budget buuut ol' Tim and i have been , for a lonng time at the federal reserve so you know what you sir owe us some money "a lot of money

(Tim)" yea "

"About time we see some of that money chap ,

Paul "i didnt know about the money "

Well too bad about that! , partner you see weve been lending you money for years

Okay well the definition of lending requires it be given to a reciver and obviously the reciver has to spend the money himself "

Tim ( old cowboy westurn accient ) ^^^ stop !! With all your fancy shmancey words , the
Boss says stop!! "

The boss looks at his friend and gives him a wtf look as everyone soon slowly turns to him also

Gets all serious again
Pull out numbers tim

"okay to my calculation you owe me , you all owe me !!
As he shouts everyone jumps a little as he shakes his hand frantically to the crowd

"what do they own me Tim ?"





(Tim pushes numbers frantically into a calculator )" 100 trilion 97 billiiin 54 million 199 thousand 9 hundred 99 dollars and 35 point 6 cents witch we round up to 36 cents "

Ya ! So wheres the money guys

(Paul the centered guy)
Dude we all dont owe that money just cause some of us spend it recklessly on loan

( Tim ) What !!

Would you please stop yelling

What !! This just how i talk , i lent you

Who

You, pissin me off You didnt lend us any money
You saved the economy , that makes you money like someone would save their own business and their own employees and we are very very grateful and


( sad meaningful music playing in the background ) Geuss were just gonna have to make this country amazeing again ourselves

Half a tear falls out of the bosses eye

But but i lent

No your just the ones we have to pay mortgage rent too
Not him , me , no you,
As it is were screwed and that happend through truth , no scams but come on we owe you that ridiculous amount of money we didnt even know we borrowed , come on !

No no your right ,

Tim : but but

No buts tim not right now , back to your corner

But but

: now d****t !

Tim shuffles quickly to his corner

That all ive ever wanted , make this country amazeing again
, you should've seen it you should've seen it , 55 was my time , fifty five i could stil wear this tophat in a relitivly respectable manner and it was the peoples system but then everyone stoped careing , was it it too serious of times cause we were a serious nation or to much lsd and addicts and "criminals " this is a picture that be painting and both sides fucked it up the free spirit liberals the patriots
The optimists pestamist
Combined into hate
Nd thought free money or free society would save us but now other tophat wearing corporate giants are demanding we pay back the money and bargeing in coffee shops drunk af like we just did , your right though "sigh " you need to know if your being lent money like at least spend it

Its all good boss or whatever your name is you sound pretty torn up and we all feel the same way really ( in a soft high pitch vioce , clears his throat quickly , oom oogxhjcm !!! Really ! Well geuss i should be going sorry for the outburst people (puts on his top hat after

Author's Note

*****See description for part 2 because my phone wont let me post it , just a little glichty**** (the "boss" starts stretching out , looking embaressed )

come on Tim

Tim runs to him

well good evening and thanks for not judgeing the top hats , brings back good memories )

Paul waves and they walk out appearing to be a bit more drunk than previously recieved after Tim and him leave chugging a cantene , everyone just looks at eachother with more wtf faces , Paul just looks satisfied and the whole ordeal is held off until Tim and whatever the bosses name is gets drunk again . Perhaps this skit is takeing place somewhere right now in real life perhaps not but either way it would look ridiculous asking for that much money that a good portion arent even aware of "lending " .