I want my sexy mentor back!

I want my sexy mentor back.

I want what's coming to me, in a sexy way; in a good little boy sort of way.

I also want my fairy outfit back.

Lastly. I want the politics, of my wanting my fairy outfit back. 

Wicked Tanya, my sexy mentor.

Who is she?

She's a b***h. Both a tasty b***h, and a political b***h.

Indeed; she's a b***h who likes to nurse pansies, such as myself (hence the fairy outfit desire, and the politics of the fairy outfit desire).