Call The Police, But Shove The Phone Up Your Arse First

Call The Police, But Shove The Phone Up Your Arse First 

                               by Thomas Heath

 

 

Yes, yes, yes. That’s right yes.

      Call the police.

 

 

Yes.

     You’ve been attacked, so call the police.

 

 

 

 

-          But shove the phone up your arse first.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chelsea Cole, was a woman with lovely delicious lips. Which was why despite her having been attacked, and then found afterward by her social etiquette friends, she now needed to shove the phone up her arse first.

 

 

 

 

 

Mr Batty’s Boy, who did the attack, on the sexy, lovely delicious Chelsea Cole (based on the Chelsea Vale character, from the Channel 5 TV film Death At The Museum, airing in 2024); you see, he isn’t a batty’s boy, let alone a Mr Batty’s Boy.

 

 

 

      Mr Batty’s Boy: he had no choice, but to attack Chelsea, because he is part of a necessary connection to evil.

 

 

 

 

 

 

    

Chelsea Cole: you have the lips, worth snogging up until the moon’s bottom, so before phoning the police, please;

 

-          Take the phone, that’s in front of your friends, and shove it up your arse first.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The epilogue:

The Mr Batty's Boy individual, who did the attack, because he was part of evil’s necessary game plan. He was able to be not funny, from the vantage point, of the direct affront to Cole and her friends.

 

In the end, however, he was still funny, so don’t worry.