"The Converted Gardener" More nonsense by C. A. Thomson

“The Converted Gardiner”

 

By C. A. Thomson

 

 

I was the man who used to say:

 

“Gardening makes no sense!”

 

But last summer, my opinion changed,

 

when I grew a Clitoris on my fence.

 

(or was it a Clematis?)

Reviews

[KAOlmsted]

HA! I'm guess it's the latter ;-) Although, the former might grow with the proper tending *laugh*

[Dayran]

Does that come with flowers? On the fence huh ... you mean like a morning glory? Now I've heard it all.

[Stella Armour]

haha.. naughty but nice..