Anne Robinson

I wrote this prior to an appearance on the Weakest Link TV Show. I came 3rd by the way.

Anne Robinson Anne Robinson

You turn my legs to jelly

every weekday afternoon

I see you on the telly

Your cheeky wink and wonky smile

you dress with such panache

so loosen off that trench coat

Lets bank a load of cash

you look a proper fitty

I guess it's nip and tuck

Maybe you can show me 

let me have a closer look

I'll be your chocolate fireguard

your ashtray on a bike

just give me easy questions

you can call me what you like

I'll even be your watchdog

just put me on a chain

I'll give you lots of exercise

along the walk of shame

But please be gentle

don't be mean

don't make a grown man cry

when you say those final words

YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK..... GOODBYE

Author's Note

"watchdog" is a program Anne presented before the weakest link.

Reviews

[Viv Wade]

Anne Robinson is one scary looking lady - she's had so much plastic surgery she can hardly move her face! Good poem, I hope you read it out to her? Well done on coming 3rd, anyway!

[DAVE WALTON]

Thanks Viv - I did read it out on TV - it went down a storm and I was asked to return for her final show with another poem - I came 3rd again after some tactical voting!! She is a p***y cat really.

[MelissaAndres]

How clever! You have done well with this and the rhyming is great! Good job!

[DAVE WALTON]

Thanks M - Pleased you took the time to have a read.

[MelissaAndres]

Not a problem at all. It was worth it! :)

[DAVE WALTON]

Thanks Leon..... a laugh a day.........
Yes head cold lol.

[Leon C]

I laughed out loud. So well done.

I think there is a typo in the line > just put be on a chain. Either that or you have a bad head cold :-)

These are genuinely funny.