D'brickshaw Unchained

More garbage incoming, this time written at 4 am.

D’brickshaw Unchained

By: Darren Welsh

D’brickshaw was running furiously away from the police. He had been fleeing for hours but the cops did not let up. For they were not regular police, but the CYBER POLICE! The Cyber Police are known as one of the most ruthless groups of law enforcement along with the Fun police. Those law enforcement groups hunt down the most vicious and notorious criminals of all time. D’brickshaw Ferguson was in the drug business and his other dog pals have been caught and interrogated. See, it all started when D’brickshaw was diagnosed with space aids. He assumed his life would be shorter, but in fact, he lived much longer than an average dog. He was born in the 80’s and met with Giga Watson quickly after. D’brickshaw was afraid of his disease and soon started making meth after reading the necronomnomnicon, which was a book he found in the layer of the feminists of Wall Street. So now you understand that D’brickshaw was not kidnapped but simply trying to escape his horrible fate. But he knew that the Jenkins Crew would intervene, and the last thing the world needs is a repeat of the destruction caused by the Great Feminazi Battle O’ 99. If the Jenkins Crew were to clash with the Cyber Police the very fabric of the universe would be torn. D’brickshaw would never be able to forgive himself if he let someone suffer for his bad choices. So he slowly turned to face the Cyber Police, and to ensure no conflicts, he pulled out an unloaded pistol and readied it. D’brickshaw saw the lights flash and felt the bullets pierce his body. 1.2.3.4.5… His death came quick and was practically painless…

Author's Note

Don't read. It's terrible