You Sexist Son Of A B***h

         Shut up.
     I
      Don't
        Give
          A
           F**k.
  So leave me alone.

    I don't care that I'm hot.
    I don't care that that girl has a nice a*s.
    I don't care.
        Don't you understand?
         Of course not.
    *Slap*
  That's for grabbing my butt.
    *Punch*
  That's for trying to kiss me.
     *Kick*
   That's for saying I'm too sensitive.
      *Slam*
   That was just for fun.
 
           I hate you.
         I hate the way you talk
                    the way you walk
     Stop.
      Stop calling us w****s.
       Stop.
        Stop calling us b*****s.
         Stop.
          Stop thinking of us as lesser beings.
   
        Because We Aren't
                 YOU,
                On the other hand...
                 Are a:
  
  Lying
  Selfish
  Cheating
  Back Stabbing
  Jerkish
 
     Son of a b***h.
  

Author's Note

I KNOW THIS IS HYPOCRITICAL. ITS A JOKE. Enjoy, and review.

Reviews

[Broken.buddy]

My god, all Men in your works are villians, everytime. :)

[Mary]

yay, girl power!!! I liked this made me want to kick a boy^^

[Bella-Marie]

This may be hypocritical but it is also reminds me of a dream I had - of living in Medieval England as a 21st century lady. Obviously, me in the dream didn't like being pushed around by them men who wanted me to do everything for them.
This seems like a great poem that shows sexisim on... both side of the story.
Overall, this could have been a non-joke if you looked at it right.