E-Addict

Do you have the addiction?

      Addiction is a cruel, unforgiving reality. I have an addiction. It's called the Internet Addiction. A common but fatal addiction that includes horrible symptoms. Like:

    -Constantly going onto the internet for no particluar reason, unable to log off.

    -Checking a social network like Facebook or Writers Cafe every five seconds to see if you have a message or friend request.

    -Yelling at your computer or loved ones if the internet is slow

    -Actually knowing what a cookie or a cache actually does

    -Saying, "Ooo! A pop up ad! I'm bored, so i'll click on it!" 

    -Kissing your computer before you go to bed. (Not that anybody, er, does that...*cough*)

    -Having 500 friends on Myspace, people you don't even know.

    -Your computer is currently smashed by a keyboard: the video of the dancing cat on Youtube wouldn't load!!!

 And much more. If you have any of these symptoms, call for help right away. It is a serious addiction, one that we are currently working a cure for. Internet.....

   

Author's Note

U know that theres an actual internet addiction camp in China? Weird.

Reviews

[Bella-Marie]

I love the internet and the depressing thing is that I think I know what I cookie is. A friend told me.
Great little piece, very humerous.

[momo hina]

wat was that one story you showed me again i forgot which one it was

[TheActOfRandomness(:]

Hahahaa I have 3 of those xD Lol
And i liked it,simple and short!

[Chellie]

Wow, I think I have internet addiction, becuse there are about three or four of these things that I do all the time. Haha.