Why Is That Pear Smiling?

A fun little story about pears and monkeys.

I don't know how it happened, honestly, I don't. We were crossing the Gobi Desert, me and my expidition, when out of the trees they came. I have never seen such a sight, and I hope never to see such a sight again as long as I live. They were pear shaped monkeys, with evil little smiles that kind of resembled possessed clowns. My expidition consisted of 12 men originally, but once we were done fighting these unusual beasts, there were only 5 of us left, and a woman. I'll never know where she came from, unless it was out of the trees with the monkeys. Anyways, to make a long story short, we all ran for the boat that was waiting for us, and we sailed away, never to return to that place of horror. The moral of this story, never eat a pear if it has a face on it, it might be a monkey.

Author's Note

A fun little story, just for amusement. Feel free to leave me a review.

Reviews

[Tracie Skarbo]

Big smiles.. Love this little jaunts into the realms of your thought. :) I will be checking my pears from now on!! :)