CAT V

A Poem by G

my cat is trying to kill me
                  it thinks that I don’t know
oh it plots
                    oh how it plots
   hee hee heee                           how it plots
the cat is trying to kill me
                                  it thinks that I don’t know
there’s another cat outside my window
      and there’s blood on my floor
now its takes to stalking me
   and follows me to the door
my cat is trying to kill me
                             it thinks that I don’t know
I told it to my neighbor
                           he won’t answer his door
my cat is trying to kill me
         it thinks that I don’t know
I had to change my policy
my daughter loves it so
                                hee hee hee
my cat is trying to kill me
     I told my daughter so
I told her bout the blood stains
        I keep finding on the floor
               I think she told the doctor
now who’s that at my door
                     my cat is trying to kill me