the funny thing about school
is that you can learn anywhere
to bad that school
4 me
was escape from home
the funny thing about school
was I didn’t learn
anything at all
Oh, I learned
I learned how to conform
and not make waves
and to behave politically correct
except back then politically correct, was corporal punishment
what could a teacher do that my mom didn’t do already
I learned success
was
Buying a house and 2.3 kids a dog and a car
that was before SUV’s
I was taught to be a lemming
I failed at school
so I became a teacher
but I wasn’t very good
so I became a role model
but I wasn’t very good
so noooooooooooobody wanted to be like me
so I gather my possessions
push my cart and look
for a place
to sleep