I USED A CLEAN SPATULA

Anger after divorce

 

I used a clean spatula

Whad’ya want

 

When I stirred up those eggs

In a pan

 

I plopped them on

A clean paper plate

 

Served up with

A slice of ham

 

My ex daughter-in-law says

I’m a woman with the peanut-butter but not the jelly

 

Her kitchen is clean and her s**t don’t stink

But she couldn’t cherish her man