I am ME so I MUST be different

A list of stereotypes.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be mean

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I'm AGNOSTIC so I MUST be indecisive.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a

savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a w***e.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a w***e

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I must be a S**T.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of

girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking w***e.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible s**t.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be a stuck up violin playing s**t.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a w***e.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be snobby.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo or gay.

I wouldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be over controlling.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my b***s/nuts.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to

castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and

is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent,

love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the

planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or

MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. and I

MUST worship the devil.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be pedantic.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up

with the times.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst

into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

Author's Note

Add any stereotypes people have forced upon you in the comments below.

Reviews

[C.A.Jordon]

way to go girl, I been accused of wanting to sleep with someone just because I am a dude. and then they find out I am a virgin and assume I don't know how to talk to girls it is pretty lame. stereotypes that is.

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I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
ME: THAT IS SOOOO NOT TRUE!!!!!! Stupid sterotypes!

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a
savage.
ME: Yup people have assumed that about me... -.-

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a w***e
ME: OOOO! I hate it when people said that about us dancers in school! Those jealous people! We have class they don't!

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
ME:...I'm so not...it's just so warm to wear =w=

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
ME:.....and then they're shocked I dance!

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
ME: Naaaah, the girls here are too judgmental and love to gossip....guys just fool around like idiots.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
ME: YES!!! SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS IN THAT GANG!!!!!! OOOH! THEY GOT ME IN TROUBLE THOSE B******S!

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
ME: Pssssh...b*****s please I have to dance 80 minutes a day for school and 190 every other day...spare me the "fat" comments. *bites into pizza*

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
ME: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLL NO...well I am a nerd, but hw? Ain't nobody got time for that!

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
ME: Yep, you wouldn't believe the raised eyebrows from that white woman when she saw a hispanic girl wash her hands...yes ma'am I'm sanitary...stupid woman.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
ME: OH GAWD THE PEOPLE!!!! WHO'VE SAID THAT!!!..Too much radiation treatment for me....I'll get even more sick if I get too much..

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
ME: People better not be saying that to the anime community....they going to get their asses beat!

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
ME:....Psssh, I can fangirl over Niall anytime but that doesn't mean I stalk him....heck I only know he's in the U.K...done!

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
ME: I'm sooooo not a hippie!

That's so true! Yeah, people are so stereotypical its sad! They really don't realize it hurts T-T Great poem :)

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I like your font and how you have put some words in capital letters. It makes your poem more effective! Well done!

[GhostlyAuthor]

Thank you. :)

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Welcome!