on my way

fun stuff. right?

God i hate flying.

 It's not that im scared of flying. I know it's pretty much safe as taking the train or driving a car, it's just the thought of being crammed into that steel tube with a shitload of people that really gets to me. After about a half of an hour i finally  worked up the nerve to get on that flying contraption. But they stopped me at the gate because the pilot didn't put enough effin gas in the plane. So i laid back and pulled out a cuban to calm my nerves.

 That first puff is a breath of fresh air.

 

"Exscues me sir,there's no smoking on the plane, you will have to put that away." 

 

i kept smoking. "Just lemme finsh this one."

 

“Sir! Sir! There's NO smoking on the plane.'

 

“Listen, buddy it's a expensive cuban and were not even on the plane yet, were just in the terminal."

 

"Sir i've had a long day and i don't have to deal with your crap!"

 

"Buddy i'm in the smoking area. There's a sign right there! why are so pissed off?!"

 

"Because smoking kills people! And people like you should be stopped before you hurt someone!"

 

"Are you trying to tell me what i can and can’t do!?" By this time i would have stabbed him. . . . . . . If the airline hadn't taken my knife.

 

"Maybe i am!"His voice cracked when he said this.

 

"Shut up! what are you going to do about it?!  I could take you with one hand tied behind my back you mother f****r!"

 

"Ok let's fight!"

 

'"You're on, you cocksucker . . . . "

 

 

 

 

 

 

i arrived in australia on time with all my bags in perfect condition and my brand new black eye healing nicely.

Reviews

[Beregond]

I enjoy your defiant profile blurb almost as much as your amusing, brief quips about society. You remind me of myself in 2005. Guns, cigarettes, sex, and bad attitudes; these can often be the funnest things to write about, and can be amusing at the same time. Try to expand on your ideas, and give your characters more layers. The surface of things is already compelling enough to keep readers interested (who, afterall, can avoid guns, cigarettes, sex, and bad attitude for long?).

[Jonathan Ballam]

Your writing has spunk, and is wonderfully atmospheric. It shocks the senses in the same way biting into a lemon would. Keep it up!

[Jean P. Prudhomme]

it made me laugh so it must be fun stuff... the last line should be changed to " You're on, you cocksucker.." ....is a thought is all...