Did you know?

Useless knowledge for stoners during the munchies.

Did you know?

The internet is controlled by 14 people with seven keys.

Nerds candy is crushed parasites that make the candy coded color red.

Humans can't walk in a straight line without looking up at something.

The LGBTQ+ community has Walt Disney's frozen head.

Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons.

Croc's were created for the movie "idiocracy" they were never suppose to be something people would actually wear. 

Mountain Dew makes you dick shrink.

Ketchup was used as medicine.

Coca-cola can clean rust from metal.

They said playing heavy metal records backwards would summon the devil.

Jimmy Hoffa's body is in the back of an Amazon truck.

Tobacco can stop the pain from a bee sting.

If you keep a goldfish in the dark it will turn white.

We pay more just for brand names when most of the generics are made by the same company made in the same place!

Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

Most people don't think Monster energy drinks taste like s**t, but it is made from it.

Which is not the same as Redbull having bull sperm in it, because it's in its name!

I learned cursive for no reason. 

Algebra too.

If your nose goes on strike picket!

Mc Donald's true founders were screwed out of their idea.

FYI: under Trump the ice cream machine will be great again!

We are descendants from cavemen which are responsible for eliminating a whole race called the Cro-mags. 

Did you know?

Not all these things are true.

Everyone lies.

Your brain is constantly eating itself.

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Alligators eat the bones.

Flamingos aren't born pink.

A cloud weighs around a million tons.

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This is the end?

by the unknown sith.

Reviews

[Pryde Foltz]

This was very witty. The things we learn from the internet, hey.