The Feeling of Categorization

The Feeling of Categorization

A Story by Sigfried Onions
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The feeling of completing something mixed with knowing that this might come in handy in the future, this basically tells you how you probably feel when you finish categorizing things.

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You all know what it feels like to categorize, right? Of course. To do this, you simply put things into groups. You think that this will help you in life and you forget that sense of accomplishment in the first place. Good job, you just lost a feeling of success.

To categorize is fulfilling. At first, you think it means something to you when you do it like previously mentioned before. Then, when you actually start doing, you are like "What the hell am I doing, this is such a waste of time." Well, you are absolutely wrong.

Not only is it a good thing to categorize, I suppose it could seem like a bad thing for some people (Duh, because you will always have pros and cons to an argument). When you start doing this "hard work", you may start to feel like you should be awarded for this work. You already are.

See, for me, it's fun to categorize things, even though I find it completely time-wasting and boring most of the time. But then you finish. Oh boy, that amount of feeling that goes through you. What a rush, huh? What's that? Do You want more things? There is no point in stopping as soon as you are finished classifying things.

You can order files on your computer, help your mom out, make a phone number index, manage your business card box. The list goes on and on. Yes, to categorize is amazing. It may help you in the future when you can't find the "sexy" photo of yourself and delete it from your computer before she finds out.

© 2016 Sigfried Onions


Author's Note

Sigfried Onions
Just wanting to know what to improve and see if this was interesting at all. These just really come off my head, and that's all.

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Added on February 18, 2016
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Sigfried Onions
Sigfried Onions

Moose Lake, MN



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Enjoying a good laugh once and awhile, I only dream of being an author. I guess I just came here for criticism. Also, I mainly make short stories. more..

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