Who should I pick

 

Host: Welcome to the dating game. Today Holly J our guest, looking for a hot young guy to rock her world.

 

Holly J: Hi guys today I’m going to ask you some questions before I pick my date.

 

Joe: Um you’re a girl right and we’re really are going on a date if you pick me?

 

Host: Excuse me but only Holly J can ask the questions!

 

Holly J: As I was saying, “what’s the first thing you look for in a girl?”

 

Andy: Well I look to see if she has all her real teeth. It’s hard to eat without any teeth

 

Holly J: Ok that’s a bit crazy, Contestant number two same question.

 

Joe: Well let me think…. her number. I hope all the numbers are there, and the phone number really works.

 

Holly J: Contestant number three.

 

Alex: Why do I have to look for something in a girl? Why can’t I like her because I like her for what she is?

 

Holly J: Next question then, “if you could be a teacher at high school what is one thing you would teach and why would you teach it?” Contestant number one.

 

Andy: I would teach house work for women. Women should learn one thing and one thing only how to make baby’s and do the work at home?

 

Joe: That’s more then one thing a women should do, it’s more like two things they should do.

 

Host: No fighting here please!

 

Holly J: I think that’s a bit on the scary side but .. what ever. Contestant number two.

Joe: I loved high school, so I would teach something to do with math. All those numbers to work with. A math teacher would work for me.

 

Holly J: I love numbers. Money has numbers, how many friends on myspace I have, the size of my b***s.

 

Andy: So you have big b***s? You know what they say about that. The girls with the big b***s are sometimes fat.

 

Holly J: Wait I’m not fat but I got really big b***s. Number three.

 

Alex: I would teach others how to read Braille that way people can read in the dark.

 

Holly J: “What do you like best about Wednesday Night?”

 

Andy: Hump Day. You would take the day off and one of our kids would become the babysitter. Then we would really make it Hump Day. If you know what I mean.

 

Holly J: I know what that means but I thought Hump Day was a day were you hump someone you don’t know?

 

Joe: Video Games I’m really good at them. I think I should try to make my own game.

 

Alex: I think any day is a good day with you.

 

Holly J: Do you prefer baths or showers.

 

Andy: I would have to say nothing cause I use the water to water my crops.

 

Serenity  Hi Holly J.

 

Holly J: You’re very sexy.

 

Joe: I thought you were looking for a guy to date.

 

Holly J: I neva said that .

 

Serenity: are you bi?

 

Holly J: After hearing these three guys talk I think that’s great.

 

Host: Nothing like this has ever come up.

 

Holly J: I’m going to pick my date.

 

Andy: who you picking.

 

Serenity: she’s going to pick me cause she hates you and is really into girls.