The Jimmy Cracked Corn Epic Episode I: Jimmy Cracks It All

this is a short story I wrote myself. tell me what you think. and please keep in mind that this is sort of abstract.

"Jimmy Cracks It All"

             More than once upon a time, there was a fly named Fly that decided to land on a boy's nose. Fly just sat there waiting for the boy to swat him away. But he was surprised to see that the boy didn't. The boy just sat there as his teacher blabbed on about the history of donuts. Fly began to wonder why the boy wasn't doing anything. He decided to bite his nose and see what would happen. Again, nothing. Fly bit him again, but still, nothing. Then Fly suddenly realized that he had no teeth. And when he realized that he had bitten the boy without having teeth and without doing anything, Fly exploded when experiencing reality and ultimate truth.

            But this story isn't about this fly. It's about the boy he landed on. His name is Jimmy Cracked Corn. Jimmy raised his hand and asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom to wash the fly guts off his nose. The teacher said no because there was no fly guts on his nose. Jimmy looked at his nose and realized that there wasn't any fly guts on his nose. But then he also realized that he could not see his nose. So, he got a mirror and saw that there was no fly guts. But he did see his face. That's what you usually see when you look into the mirror. Jimmy saw his long curly black hair covering his pale face. He adjusted his black-rimmed glasses, gave his neck a crack, and set the mirror down.

            Jimmy sat down at his usual seat as his teacher went on with the usual lesson. He sat for the usual time and went to usual lunch. He went back to usual class, and went to usual home. He did his usual homework and ate his usual dinner with his usual family. He then brushed his usual teeth and went to usual sleep. The next day, he did it again. And he did it again, after that. And after that. And after that. And after that. Then one day, something changed. Someone asked him a question.

"Hey Jimmy. What do plan to do with your life?"

"I don't know. I guess I plan to live it."

"That sounds good. How?"

"I don't know. I guess the way I've been doing it."

"You call that life?"

"Hm. No. I call it mediocrity."

"Then why don't you do something?"

"Like what?"

"I don't know. Why don't you try saving the world?"

"Hm. That sounds good. I'll do that."

               Jimmy had always wanted to write. He wanted to be a writer. But was always afraid. He looked at the contest entry form in his hand. With gritted teeth and sweaty palms, he grabbed a pen and signed up. Then Jimmy suddenly stood up and walked up to his crush, Sexy Mcfoofoo. He turned her around, grabbed her breasts, and gave her the wettest, most romantic kiss of her life.

             Then ,all of a sudden, something happened suddenly. Nothing. Nothing was happenning. It was as if, reality and existence had frozen. Jimmy saw as everything except him was frozen. It was as if time had stopped existing. Then time started again. But Sexy's lips had exploded. And from those lips came a white and black light that blinded everyone and ripped the fabric of the space/time continuum. A barrage of flashing lights, whooshing winds, and deafening thunde attacked the people and Jimmy saw black....

            He awoke to find himself being licked by a dog on the face. He stood up to see that it wasn't a dog but a half-dog, half-electric fan creature. It laughed and flew away as Jimmy stood there bamfoozled. Jimmy looked around to find himself in a field of pink grass in his classroom in which his classmates were laying in, but with their feet small as marbles.

"Help Jimmy! We can't stand!" they screamed.

            Jimmy ran out of the classroom to find a hallway filled with floating monkeys and the smell of corn chips. He had the feeling something was not right. He sped out of his school to find a world of chaos. He looked up to see the sky turned a solid polka-dot color. The ground that he walked on was made of jello. The trees had become cotton candy. And the buildings were made from noodles. Jimmy felt like he wanted to faint. He couldn't beleive his eyes. Chickens mooed in his face. Basketballs made of spaghetti bombarded him like meteors. It was raining breadcrumbs and people without arms were floating into the atmosphere. Jimmy's eyes began to bulge and he became dizzy. Jimmy felt the world around him fade.... fade..... fade..... into dark......

              Jimmy awoke to find himself again in a refreshingly familiar place. It was his room. It was all a dream he thought to himself. His room seemed to be normal. He breathed a sigh of relief and opened his window. But he then saw to his horror that there were green cow with french horns as feet hovering next to his second-floor window. Jimmy jumped back in surprise and fell on his back. He heard footsteps going up to his room and he found his mom standing above him. Jimmy sat there staring at her with terror. There was a problem. His mom had died three years ago.

"What's wrong honey? I heard a crash?.

             Jimmy, without thinking, ran away from her and accidentally fell out of his window. He arose to see that he was not hurt whatsoever. Jimmy ran. He ran and ran and ran. He didn't know how long he ran. He didn't know what to do. He just kept on running. Suddenly, a tall man in a white suit appeared in front of him all of a sudden.

"Where are you going George?"

"Um, my name isn't George. It's Jimmy. Who are you?"

"You are George. You're George now."

"What are you talking about? I'm Jimmy. I'm Jimmy! JIMMY!"

The man stood there smiling.

"You've done it George. You've achieved it. You did something that not many people have done in the past.You have taken their path. You've actually done....something. Not many have done that before."

"What are you talking about?!?!? Who are you?!?!?"

"Good luck Jimmy. It's all downhill from here. Except that there's tacos at the bottom. Remember Jimmy, nothing ventured, nothing gained. And nothing lived, nothing felt."

         And in that instant everything returned. He was in his classroom holding Sexy in his arms with his lips pressed against hers. Everyone was staring at the two. Sexy just stood there shocked but intrigued.

"What did you do?" she blurted with a smile on her face.

Jimmy smiled and looked at his reflection on the floor."

"I did it."

THE END.