chapter 30 the tonight show with conan o'brien

(Jane's pov) we get on the show and we all shake hands

So eilza conan says I smile yes? I say tell us something we don't know about you he says 

I smile at my prom I sang two love songs to someone because of a dare I said. He laughs 

Evan face palms I remember that evan said. Why did you sing a love song? Did you like this guy? He asks no I liked this brother at the time. But everyone says I am in love with the guy funny story its his brother I say pointing to evan. I was dared my his mother to sing a love song to her song she pick the first one gone gone gone picture a tall guy and me sing this song made by a guy to sing to his girl. You should have seen his face I said

Are you still friends with this guy? Conan asks indeed he's one of my bestfriends  he has a little girl that took me In to be her mother so you can inmagin how many people are like 

Jane you have a child with this fine young man?  Im like no no I'm not his wife unless your hitting on me then I'm head over hells. I said conan and evan luaghs yes she is known to use this child to repel men evan says well I don't want to be rude but if you keep asking me if I want to have sex with you I'm gonna act like I'm a mom I say conan laughs so you two are not together? Conan asks no we say we have pictures of evan coming into your home late at night. He shows a picture I luagh honey be more like a ninja I say joking. Evan eyes get wide conan luaghs so are you dating his brother the one you had a crush on? Conan said no that would be him I say pointing to evan. So are you dating the one with the child? Conan asks 

Yes evan said holding up my hand to show my fake wedding ring. Oooooooooh the crowd and conan says I laugh i am not dating jake I said. Then what's with the ring conan asks 

That's so guys won't hit on me I say. Conan luaghs we want to see this jake he starts 

I raise one eye brow jake stands up from the crowd. And walked on stage. So jake, eliza

Everyone is thinking about chrismas....... and he pulls out a plant now you have to kiss

I luagh jake looks at me and leans in. I pull conan in frount of me so jake kissed him.

Me and evan almost fell off our chairs. So um we have a video of you singing at a park with a little girl in your arms conan said I smiled she's like my mini me I said which is bad news to jake becuase he already has to deal with me I said conan luaghed

How do you still not lose faith you have been though so much conan asked I smile

I just hear a voice saying I be your light in a sea of darkness. I said 

So tell me how many people have tried to hurt you? Conan said hmmm their was jane,kelly,zack I say kelly was the last one to try. Why would anyone in thier right mind try and piss off a black belt in everything conan asks I luagh. Evan warps his arm around me and gets really close. And bats his eye lashes at me. Yes? I ask he gets closer people started shouting jvan? What's jvan I ask its us together I look at evan oh is it now? I ask he smiles at me. I roll my eyes