Mr. Anti Feminst

haha its suppose to be a really funny poem. IM hoping more people read this cuase i think im starting to get my grove back. If your a woman and your really into the whole feminst thing dont read this cause youll b offended. Which is the whole point of the

 

 

 

Mr Anti Feminist

 

IM an anti feminist

I’ve seen the way

Where women live, cry

And B***h all day 

Hey Hey Hey

I know you all

Take it the solitary way

So be offended

Cause honestly

I don’t care either way

 

Driving down the highway

I swerve and shout

Cause its another woman

Cutting me off

In a menstrual clout

So impatient and so uncaring

Talking on the cell

And asking her friend what she’s wearing

 

IM an anti feminist

I’ve seen the way

Where women live, cry

And b***h all day 

Hey Hey Hey

I know you all

Take it the solitary way

So be offended

Cause honestly

I don’t care either way

 

Its not that I don’t like women

I’m no gay

I just can’t stand

How they act everyday

It’s either this or its that

IF my hats on sideways

They want me to flip it back

If my clothes are dirty

Im suppose to change them

If I disagree

It’s an argument to the third degree

In my opinion they all commit perjury

 

IM an anti feminist

Ive seen the way

Where women live cry

and b***h all day 

Hey Hey Hey

I know you all

Take it the solitary way

So be offended

Cause honestly

I don’t care either way

 

 

So a few more words

Before I go

Like SNOOP always says

We don’t love them hoes

So when they backstab you

Or support their feminism bling 

Just remember this one important thing

 

IM an anti feminist

I’ve seen the way

Where women live, cry

 And b***h all day 

Hey Hey Hey

I know you all

Take it the solitary way

So be offended

Cause honestly

I don’t care either way

 

 

 

 

Reviews

[Kimmee Jean]

AHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA!
This is hilarious!
i love this!

[Chloe Madison Taylor.]

well fuckk youuuuuu!
just kidding.
it is pretty funny. but not all women are like that. you kind of remind me of Weird Al.

[Jenny Davis]

This IS a fun piece because it humorously hints towards some women who think everything revolves around them and that they deserve special treatment even if they act badly...kudos to you for putting your thoughts out there :)

[Legion]

An interesting perspective. What does your mom think? :)

[Jaffa Forbes]

very random and funny piece. love the title. As a writer of satire I've learnt to take things with pinches, very large pinches sometimes, of salt... and laugh more than get angry.
good write
jaff

[John Sanders]

Interesting write. I kinda feel the same way about lesbians...

...kind of.

[An Ordinary Woman]

I like it, it is a fun piece. You've created and image and it is a fun image and a good poem. I think because it is written tongue in cheek ... :+)

[Nik Dendera]

I really hate feminists! They just bug the sh*t out of me! Yeh, you have b***s. Doesn't make you anymore than anyone else!

Loved it. If people can't take it as a joke, then god help us all. Good stuff!

[None]

Great sense of humor and I was thinking it would be a great song! I myself dreaded the days when feminism started in...I like a strong man to be just that and then I'll quit whining. haha.
Loved this from start to finish...this tickled my funny bone!!

[yinseriv]

The idea of any writing is to engender thought and comment. From the reviews I see you have done that. Good work!