Johnson, aka Moses

Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson,

Now compares himself to Moses.

It's rather disconcerting what

His total self-aggrandizement shows us.

 

It's what he told Christian lawmakers.

Now he's waiting to cross the Red Sea.

How arrogant and delusional

Can a politician be?

 

Strangely, he said that God had spoken

To him when he was down on his knees.

He might as well have compared himself

With Paul Bunyan or Hercules.

 

It makes one wonder whether Johnson

Has been a bit too much on the sauce.

Will his ego grow so large

That he will nail himself to a cross?

 

Let him raise his rod and try

To part the waters. Wish him luck.

To tell the truth, Johnson seems

Less like a Moses and more like a schmuck.

 

-by Bob B (12-7-23)

Reviews

[Casey Truax]

He is a whackjob all right. The way you stretch rhyme adds to the fun of this piece.

[Bob B]

Yes, the more I hear and read what he has said, the disgusting I find him. He is another dangerous politician.