Good-bye, Santos, Good-bye!

(This poem can be sung to the tune of the 1922 song "Toot…Toot…Tootsie, Good-bye.")

 

Good-bye, Santos,° good-bye!

Wipe that tear from your eye.

The fraud you have committed

And other crimes from which you clearly benefited

Have caught up with you now.

That's why Congress said, "Ciao!"

Which means "so long."

I could be wrong,

But you won't find much favor if you sing your sad song.

Just you try to deny

What you did. So good-bye!

 

Good-bye, Santos, good-bye!

You think you're quite a guy!

How could your fans give you a nod

With all your lies and money laundering and fraud.

Are you really for real?

You have lost your appeal.

What will you do

Now that you're through?

Prosecutors probably are looking for you.

Will you eat humble pie?

Hope so, Santos. Good-bye!

 

-by Bob B (12-1-23)

 

°George Santos: former U.S. representative from New York's 3rd congressional district